Great quotes from great minds

"Profanity is the inevitable linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherf**ker."
~Bruce Sherrod

"Found out today that you're supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jellyroll stain. Sorry, fat stranger." ~Conan O'Brien

"Never wear anything that panics the cat." ~P. J. O'Rourke

"Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle." ~Woody Allen

"Eternity is really long, especially near the end." ~Woody Allen

"Avoid employing unlucky people. Throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them." ~David Brent

"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect." ~Benny Hill

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