Invention of condoms

The Welsh were among the first to use sheep intestines as condoms. The English perfected them by removing them from the sheep before using.

Movies I want to see

Drama:
Julie & Julia +
Love is Strange +
The Lives of others
Magnolia
The tree of life +
A Better Life
Whiplash

Drama Adventure:
Into the Wild
Chasing Mavericks

Drama Animated:
Spirited Away
Princess Mononoke

Drama Inspirational:
Soul Surfer +

Feel good/comedy/drama:
The Lunchbox
The Junebug
Before Sunrise +
Before Sunset
Before Midnight +
3 Idiots
Slumdog Millionaire +
Akeelah and the bee +

Comedy:
Spy
Sisters
In the Loop
This is the End

Recently watched movies

-Spy Game
-Step Brothers

-The Pursuit of Happyness + (good)
-Birdman + (alright)
-Predestination + (alright)

-I Robot
-Winter's Tale (Not good)
-The Descendants (good)
-Gravity (good)
-Maleficent (good)
-50-50 (alright)
-Man on Fire
-Bridesmaids
-The Day After Tomorrow

-Wild (good)
-Burn after reading (alright)
-Happy feet
-High Fidelity
-Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
-Company Men (great)

What to say/comment to FCC regarding net neutrality

Have you been wondering what to do about protecting net-neutrality? FCC is currently accepting comments from the public. Please speak up for an open internet! Here's what you can post as your comment: (text taken from dearfcc.org)

PLEASE go to fcc.gov/comments and paste the text below as your comment (needless to say, feel free to edit it):

Net neutrality, the principle that Internet service providers (ISPs) treat all data that travels over their networks equally, is important to me because without it ISPs could have too much power to determine my Internet experience by providing better access to some services but not others. I am against a pay-­to-play Internet because new, innovative services that can’t afford expensive fees for better service will be less likely to succeed.

Dumb jokes

-What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?
-Ba-na-na-naaaaaa!
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-What do you call a bear with no teeth?
-A gummy bear
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-What do you call it when two lizards are fighting?
-A reptile dysfunction
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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger... then it hit me.
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-How come the psycho in the bathroom doesn't make any noise?
-Cause the "p" is silent.
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-What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?
-A chicken sedan.
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-Why was six afraid of seven?
-Because seven was a registered six offender.
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A blind man walks into a bar, then he walks into a table, and a chair.
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-What do you call a woman with one leg?
-Eileen
-What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?
-Irene
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-What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
-Tennish.
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-A horse walks into a bar.
-The bartender says "Why the long face?"
-The horse replies "My alcoholism is destroying my family."

Toasts

-To staying positive and testing negative -or in other words; to health and happiness!
-To friends; to those who've seen our worst, those who've seen our best, and especially to those who don't see a difference!
-To beer/champagne, music, and women! May they never be flat!
-To good ships, to wood ships, but mostly to friendships!