Short jokes

-Why was the archeologist sad?
-'Cause his career was in ruins.
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Bob gets a text from his neighbor:
"I'm so sorry Bob, but I've been tapping your wife. I've always done it. It's been going on for too long. I feel terrible, I sincerely apologize, and I promise it won't happen again."
Bob feeling shocked and betrayed goes to his wife, slaps her, says it's over, and leaves when he gets another text: "Damn auto-correct! I meant wifi, not wife!"

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