Dumb jokes

-What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?
-Ba-na-na-naaaaaa!
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-What do you call a bear with no teeth?
-A gummy bear
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-What do you call it when two lizards are fighting?
-A reptile dysfunction
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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger... then it hit me.
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-How come the psycho in the bathroom doesn't make any noise?
-Cause the "p" is silent.
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-What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?
-A chicken sedan.
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-Why was six afraid of seven?
-Because seven was a registered six offender.
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A blind man walks into a bar, then he walks into a table, and a chair.
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-What do you call a woman with one leg?
-Eileen
-What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?
-Irene
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-What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
-Tennish.
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-A horse walks into a bar.
-The bartender says "Why the long face?"
-The horse replies "My alcoholism is destroying my family."

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