Slip into something comfortable

A young couple has just moved in together. They're excited about the perks of living together... One day the girl comes home from work and finds her guy hanging out in the living room. Immediately she says "take my shirt and my skirt off!" He quickly takes them off. Then she says "take my bra and my panties off, too!" He obliges. She bends down, picks them all up, and says "Don't ever wear my clothes again!"